Thursday, October 28, 2010

Cocoa Butter Dark Spot




Why do lesbians have trouble ending a relationship when they know that no longer works?
you ever said "terrible!" when I told a joke, but still you laugh and then it told you?
Well, same thing.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

How Much Is My Silver Eagle Worth




Some boast that, in case of quarreling with them, where will we find another egalitarian.

What part do not understand that this is just what we do happier?

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Gay Hangout Spots New Jersey



"Do not swallow gum because they'll parachute out the thieves."
"Stop touching it, because you will fall, and above you will receive!"
"If you cross your eyes when there is wind, you squint you can get."
"in" those "days can not eat lemon, because" it cuts you. "
"If you read on so late with this light so poor, I'll ruin sight. "
"If you go to the pool immediately without digestion, can give you a cramp."
"Wash well those ears! What will people say about me if you see them. "
"Do not walk backwards because you tread on the remote to the Virgin."
"You are very cursienta coffee, you will not be able to sleep."
"Do not approach these frogs so that they can piss and leave you blind!"
"Do not cut your nails at night because it brings bad luck."
"If you step on shit, baby, it's luck!"
"Do not lie with your head wet because you can give a facial paralysis."
"Stop playing with that, because you're going to take a look at some!".

Many times I see repeating his words,
their superstitions, and compliments.
I wonder if the fact that I have a hydrangea in the garden has influenced
that I still follow single.

MY MOM I LOVE YOU!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Do Men Like It Natural Or Brazilian Wax



On Saturday we went to Chinatown.
do not know what exercises this redoubt overwhelming fascination with fishy smelling, putrid gutter and china legs with fungi, in cakes, but these two are not the exception, and there we started at the initiative of Frutis, buy foods that taste cool shit. Fluor
incorporated green zucchini, broccoli and a year ago, so imagine a diet rich in nutrients with which he came. Miss Foundation's Frutis Zone Healthy Ideas North, so imagine the shock of these two cultures. But I'm procrastinating ...
question that we stop looking gizmos (Fluor national sport), they pass two cakes arm, pretty girls. I say ... nice to be cake, because if I extend, they send me to accompany him to my friend, Bishop Williamson.
How good is cake, Fluor stood in the middle of the street to look at them and made the Panfilo. All other repairs to it and going with So compadrear power Frutis and measured the whistle with the bun. When I was in all its splendor of the peacock, displaying all its colorful and moving the tail insinuating Frutis, with his usual irritating self-assurance, makes sign with the coat of hurry, and it ruined the race forever bricks: "Dale, lice!, boludita make you stop, I closed the place and want to buy mochi rice and wheat croutons!" .
Is the truth ...? I prefer to be married to God and not see his face ever to be a wedding cake, humiliatingly, finish my career with a broom hawk.